����������One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House.
����������"George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked.
����������"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advised George.
����������The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom.
����������"Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked.
����������"Cut taxes and reduce the size of government," advised Tom.
����������Clinton didn't sleep well the next night, and saw another figure moving in the shadows. It was Abraham Lincoln's ghost.
����������"Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked.
����������"Go to the theater."
The Alaskan sled-dog race, the "Iditarod," is being run this week. Coincidentally, Monica's autobiography has the same name.������
Q. How are OJ Simpson & Monica Lewinsky similar?������������������������������������
A. Neither can explain the stain on their clothes, and both have sore knees.
����������Monica Lewinsky walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy, "I've got another dress for you to clean."
����������Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, "Come again?"
����������"No," says Monica. "Mustard!"